Is it not enough to be cute and have great tits? I have to be a functioning member of society too?
(via dulect)
(via dulect)
(via danger)
(via danger)
(via dulect)
someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*
me: don’t make it weird
(via wondurs)
I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w
(via dulect)
someone: i love you so much!
me: oh…
my mind: is this a joke?
my self-esteem: yeeeeeeeeeees